Clif & Ashley's Wedding

As most of you already know, Julie and I have decided to get a divorce. It had been coming for some time now, and if you really want to hear the entire story of how and why, you can email me or ask me in person and I'll go through the whole thing. It's actually kind of disappointing and boring because there wasn't some sort of dramatic catalyst (adultery, abuse, addiction, or any other words that start with "a"), it just didn't work out.

Luckily, one week after we finalized our decision to get divorced, we still had to go to Clif and Ashley's wedding! Whoo hoo! As if that's not awkward enough, Clif is Julie's ex-husband!

So just a recap: Julie and I decided to get divorced, and a week later I'm going with her to her ex-husband's wedding. I love my life.


Clif and the groomsmen


Clif and Ashley's daughter, Morgan, really stole the show


No one could keep their eyes off of her.


Ashley


I don't remember the woman's name who did the ceremony, but she was at our table and she was pretty funny.


Every once in a while Morgan would decide to just spin in a circle or do something funny. I couldn't stop watching her.


I stopped taking pictures of the ceremony.


Oh, it's over already!


The ceremony and reception were at The Walpack Inn up in the middle of nowhere near the Delaware Water Gap. If you think I live in the middle of nowhere, you should try driving to that place.


The decor was very, ummmm, rustic? For example, in this photo we have a stuffed coyote leaping at a stuffed bird, and two pictures of dead rabbits hung by their hind legs.


Again, I think we left before they cut the cake.


Best smoker's lounge ever.


The men's room had these creepy pictures staring at you in the stalls. Creepy.


One last picture of this "happy" couple.


Is it weird to try to pick up single ladies at your wife's ex-husband's wedding? Maybe it is while making this face?


Or maybe it's just weird if she helps?

Congratulations to Clif and Ashley!

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